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16 Outfits You Should NOT make your baby wear :P

Their fate is in your hands. Please, let them keep a shred of dignity.

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    1.) Babies should not be used to hit on people. p.s. Comic Sans is a graphic designer's worst nightmare.
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    2.) It's not nice to throw midgets. Babies are not footballs.
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    3.) Don't call attention to your baby's bodily functions. You can always smell when a baby needs to be changed.
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    4.) Throwback, circa 1993. This is great though.
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    5.) Do not encourage your child to get sick by dressing them up in clothes that say "Barf" Do you know how much your baby understands about "Star Wars?" Moving blobs.
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    6.) It's very rare that babies stay calm
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    7.) Although not quite as over and done as "Fifty Shades of Grey."
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    8.) And...you're setting yourself up that your child will grow up to be a smartass.
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    9.) Don't make fun of the fact that your baby was recently born. Also, please don't draw attention to that hole...
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    10.) Don't advertise the details of your baby's conception. We all know...what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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    11.) Do not purchase clothes that condone under-underage drinking. It's just not right.
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    12.) Enough said...
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    13.) Remember: your baby is not kale, nor is it quinoa.
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    14.) Avoid anything that smacks of incest.
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    15. Or partner-swapping... These shirts, which read "Counting down the years until we can swap girls," come in sizes as small as 3-months-old.
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    16.) Baby perfume. Don't do it. My sister sprayed my mother's perfume in my eyes once...I'm convinced it's why I need contacts ~ Deirdre