Do you love the World Cup? Are you sick of sky-high soccer jersey prices? DO YOU HAVE AN ERECTION?
Yea, we just went there....
If you have any one of these problems, then you are in luck. The official condom of the world cup has arrived! It’s yellow and green in support of Brazil, slightly resembling a squash of some sort, AND it’s flavored according to eonline.com.
WOAH! The world cup condoms taste like Brazil’s national COCKtail, Caipirinha, a mixture of sugar, lime and white rum. Work hard play hard, am-i-right? Check it out!!
Here’s the World Cup condom in Brazil: pic.twitter.com/R655KG02YQ— Rafael Hernández (@RafaelH117) May 15, 2014